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How Fence Hire Saved My Bacon! mark attwood

Who reading this doesn’t love a good old shindig especially when it’s your daughter’s Sweet Sixteenth like mine? Being a successful entrepreneur with a placing on the Sunday Times Rich List, I loved spendning cash whenever I had the opportunity. Mark Attwood With my darling daughter’s birthday fast approaching, I had big bucks in mind, especially when diamonds, Bugattis and Cartier watches were an everyday thing for me -not bragging but it is true. I could not believe it was nearly sixteen years since I held her in my arms after giving birth to her – she was and alsways will be my precious baby. After sitting down together planning the dress, table decorations, what car she was going to arrive in and booking Kanye West to perform a 20 minute slot, we then got down to how many guests were arriving. I was expecting my little darling to have twenty, thirty guests – however she dumbfounded me when she was thinking of two hundred guests! OK, I thought, time to supersize things! Of course, safety is a the top of any event planner’s mind, so I automatically started to think about how to control the number of teens that would enter the event in a flurry. My priority was making sure these excited teens descending on the party did so safely – any scuffles or pushing could result in serious injury – we could be faced with a fatality for God’s sake. Mark Attwood One of my servants, a bonny young boy called William had a father who worked in fence hire – he managed to organise some fencing hire for my daughters birthday. I spoke to this father, and he agreed to supply the event with crowd barrier hire – the perfect type of fence hire for keeping the guests in line. The fence hire was set up, the party was all set, and the crowd barriers were working a treat in keeping the invitees in line. Chatting to Kanye after his performance over a foie gras vol au vent, he remarked on the Bedouin-style scatter cushions, the quality of the champagen and the fence hire that I had cleverly though of. Yes’ I said, ‘practical, and cheaper than you, Kanye!’ Mark Attwood We gaffawed into the night – t’was the party to end all parties.

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