Decoration Ornament

Decoration Ornament
Should I call my doctor if I’ve had a Christmas Ornament stuck in my anus for two days?? Serious Answer?

I was setting up my holiday decoration earlier this week and in an unfortunate fall off my ladder I found my self landed perfectly on a medium sized glittered ornament. It has been lodged in my anal cavity for over two days now and I am beginning to think I should seek professional assistance, but thought I would ask here first.

Yes.

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