Novelty Toys

Office Gifts for the Girls and Boys

As we stagger towards the Christmas season, where it is better to give than to receive, (but you feel pretty peeved if your own reception is a bit poor) it’s often difficult (or frankly just too boring to bother) choosing a gift that will really, really be appreciated.  Not just the grudging “thanks”   through gritted teeth for yet another tie, pair of socks, jumper or equally crap novelty Xmas gizmo, but a real, heartfelt “ bloody hell – that’s fantastic!”.

But which Christmas gifts do you get to evoke that response?   Well, since the office is where most of us seem to spend our lives passing the time and praying for those tedious hours in front of the PC to end or if you’ve just finished yet another time management course that overran, why not invest in gadgets like the brilliantly named Lifetimer, possibly the most interesting and interactive clock ever invented.  It lets you keep track of the important things in life,  like the amount of time left until your next holiday, your next tea break, your birthday, the time you knock off work, even the last time you had  sex – with another person!   It’s incredible how much time you can waste simply by pressing buttons to see how much time you’re wasting.

If that sounds too much like boys toys and you want something jest a little bit more useful for the girls, who as we all know are far more organised and efficient, then try something called Dead Fred.Fred shows you care, have a really warped sense of humour and are practical at the same time – attributes that make you irresistible to women!

Fred is the answer to the fact that pens have legs and proves that you can put a pen down and stop it walking away.  He’s made from soft silicone rubber, lies prostrate on the desk and makes a very natty home for your pen – and no, it doesn’t go where you’re thinking!  It thrusts deep into his yielding rubbery chest where it remains until withdrawn – another reason it will prove a hit with the girls!

RUDE RALPH TOY – RARE ’80′s NOVELTY

The Original RedNek Wine Glass $4.55 Whether you’re swigging Moonshine or fine wine these ‘Redneck Wine Glasses’ are a fantastic way to have fun with your drinks! Also known as Mason Jar Wine Glasses these unique vessels will hold generous pours of your favorite beverage. Enjoy the party redneck style. Hand wash. Made in USA of lead-free glass….

Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug $5.50 Never a cruddy morning with the Toilet Mug! Now dogs aren’t the only ones that can drink from a toilet! This ceramic Mug offers a laugh and up to 12 ozs. of java. Actually comfortable to hold, approx. 6 1/4 x 4 3/4 x 5 1/2″h. Weighs 18 ozs. Note: hand wash only, not dishwasher safe (just, like a real toilet!) Get it now! Toilet Mug…

Fred & Friends Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters $5.45 Fred & Friends Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set. The 3 different cutters are in classic ninja attack poses. Baked they are extremely funny and lend themselves to imaginative decoration possibilities. There’s even a gingerbread cookie recipe on the back of the box!…

Pirate Adult Felt Hat Black $7.64 9 1/2″ X 14″ Felt Adult Pirate Hat. One Size Fits Most….

Sheryl Crow $0.94 Skeptics who attributed the success of Sheryl Crow’s 1994 debut, Tuesday Night Music Club, to a combination of Crow’s seductive good looks and a shrewd choice of collaborators have been effectively silenced by the range and depth of songs and performances on her self-produced, pointedly self-titled sequel. Playing guitars and keyboards, and building a triumphant, layered vocal style, Crow is tough…

Dr. Demento Presents: Greatest Christmas Novelty CD $5.98 The title might be immodest, but it’s accurate. Just about every holiday song parody and comedy sketch you can imagine is jimmied onto this hilarious, sprawling collection. While you’ll find a smattering of well-known Christmas wackiness (including “Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer” and the Singing Dogs’ “Jingle Bells”), the Doctor’s specialty is unearthing the obscure, such as Wild Man Fischer’…

75 x 70 x 24 Swim Center Ocean Reef Pool $29.99 Intex Recreation 56493E 76″ Ocean Reef Inflatable PoolIntex Recreation 56493E 76″ Ocean Reef Inflatable Pool Features:; Inflatable pool; Ocean reef design; 3 rings with aquatic see thru graphics; Unique hexagon shape; Inflatable floor for extra cushion; 76″ diameter…

10′ x 30 Intex Easy Set Pool $52.95 10′ x 30″ Easy Set Above Ground Swimming Pool Specifications & Features: Easy Set pools are very affordable, much easier to set up and disassemble than any rigid steel walled pool. An additional benefit of buying an Intex above ground pool is the knowledge that there is a staff of well trained, in-house consumer service agents ready to answer your questions or assist you should any issues arise af…

Fiber Optic Mood Lighting $1.98 Brilliant blue fiber optic light great for all parties, bedrooms and occasions of any time or place!…

Lexmark standard yield 100 Black ink cartridge $18.99 Individual inks cartridges allow for more control over the ink you use- replace only the color you need. Water-resistant, laser sharp black text with precise, consistent drop placement. Vizix print technology delivers vibrant, crisp prints from the first print to the last…